waking up this morning

me: *is feeling very refreshed and calm*

me: *finds out steal my girl leaked*

me: WHAT THE FICK WHAT THE FUCL WJAY THR FCK WHAY THRBFUCM WHAY THR FICM FUCKM.. WHAT THRFUCK

Anonymous1: hey what did the bean say to the other bean?

Anonymous2: what?

Anonymous1: how you BEAN? Ha!

Anonymous2: *throws self off a cliff*